A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were
drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl, who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without looking up or pausing from her work, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
(Imported from March 26, 2007)
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked snidely, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ."
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